About

what
Amateur wine reviews through a heavy metal context or heavy metal reviews drunk on wine? We like to think that it's both. 

why
Wine: 
We intend to reclaim the vino from the snobs. Or just drink a hell
of a lot more than they do. 
Metal: 
Pairs nicely with all things satanic, blood-drenched or just plain evil. 

when
Whenever we can scrape together enough money to buy a new record and a bottle of wine. Approximately once a month.

who
Heavy Metal Bigfoot
The Ginger Ninja
duh.